CaddySmack

About this app

If your friend throws their golf clubs please do not hit play! Are you tired of playing with golfers who can't seem to get into the swing of things—literally? Do you wish there was a way to motivate them to step up their game without having to resort to passive-aggressive comments? (At least not the ones that come out of your mouth. . .) Look no further than CaddySmack, the revolutionary new app that will transform your golfing experience. With CaddySmack, you'll have a virtual caddy who will talk trash for you. That's right—with just the push of a button, this app will taunt and tease your opponents. CaddySmack includes the ultimate one-liners for the following categories: Wayward Shots — If you had GPS inside your ball you still couldn’t find it. Putting — Even Helen Keller can see you suck at putting. Off the Tee — You slice more balls than a urologist. Championship Tees — Are you overcompensating for something else? Middle Tees — Maybe it’s time for you to transition to the forward tees. Forward Tees — Hurry up and hit. I don't want you to miss roll call. Score — You ever think about playing pickleball? Have a go-to zinger? Add it to your favorites! CaddySmack offers one subscription option: The Hole-in-One Subscription. Enjoy new jokes every month. Try the first 2 weeks for free including 21 jokes, then $0.99/month. Subscription will be auto-renewed. Your account will be charged for renewal within 24-hours before the current period ends. You can manage your subscription & turn it off in Account Settings. Cancel at any time. The privacy policy can be viewed at caddysmack.net/privacy-policy/. The terms of use can be viewed at caddysmack.net/tos/.

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1. First observed Sep 4, 2026 · 2:21 AM Free